Comments on: Dead Heat http://buyerbeware.guttertrash.net/2010/02/dead-heat/ The Cartooning of Jason Young Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:47:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Wheeler http://buyerbeware.guttertrash.net/2010/02/dead-heat/comment-page-1/#comment-81 Wheeler Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:54:25 +0000 http://buyerbeware.guttertrash.net/?p=301#comment-81 Darkness falls across the land The midnight movie is close at hand Dead crooks commit some terrible crimes While Wheeler writes some horrible rhymes But the law abiding should have no fear For Mortis and Bigelow will soon be here And when those zombies have been found They'll be put back in the cold, dead ground Arthur P. Loudermilk raids the tombs To bring back crooks to seal your doom Doug Bigelow cannot save his friend Roger Mortis will meet a dreadful end And though he fights to stay alive To keep crooks in tombs and off the street He comes back as a zombie himself And brings swift justice as dead heat --Apologies to Vincent Price and Michael Jackson Darkness falls across the land
The midnight movie is close at hand
Dead crooks commit some terrible crimes
While Wheeler writes some horrible rhymes
But the law abiding should have no fear
For Mortis and Bigelow will soon be here
And when those zombies have been found
They’ll be put back in the cold, dead ground

Arthur P. Loudermilk raids the tombs
To bring back crooks to seal your doom
Doug Bigelow cannot save his friend
Roger Mortis will meet a dreadful end
And though he fights to stay alive
To keep crooks in tombs and off the street
He comes back as a zombie himself
And brings swift justice as dead heat

–Apologies to Vincent Price and Michael Jackson

]]> By: Joe G. http://buyerbeware.guttertrash.net/2010/02/dead-heat/comment-page-1/#comment-79 Joe G. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:12:35 +0000 http://buyerbeware.guttertrash.net/?p=301#comment-79 You should see if Covered will run this. It is amazing. You should see if Covered will run this. It is amazing.

]]> By: Eric http://buyerbeware.guttertrash.net/2010/02/dead-heat/comment-page-1/#comment-77 Eric Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:17:42 +0000 http://buyerbeware.guttertrash.net/?p=301#comment-77 There is no limit to the awesomeness of this. There is no limit to the awesomeness of this.

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